Humorous Quotes

Sometimes the sum is greater than its parts! Get it? A huh huh huh! Stitches

I'm not sick, I'm just albino! Ruby

They say cats hate citrus. THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS! Tangy

Spandex is the best disguise. Kid Cat

I'm really into that Lab on the cover of Nintendogs. He's pretty dreamy. Goldie

Burritos in the morning? Sailors take warning! Message of the Week

We're friends, so I won't gnaw on your legs, even though I'm starving. Alfonso

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, he'll eat for a week! Message of the Week

Your earlobes are like fresh, plump grapes in a royal fruit salad. Seedless, of course. Letter from Your Secret Admirer

I'm not bald! I've just got fine feathers, that's all! Apollo

You can't see me! Camofrog

Stop looking at me with those hungry eyes! I'm not a pork chop! Rasher

Wanted: Part-time help. Seeking new and seasoned adventurers to pick fruit, fish, and much more! Earn up to 800 bells per hour! Animal Crossing Team, Message in a Bottle

Well, it's Wednesday... Or "hump day", as they call it. Whoever "they" are. I know it's not easy, but let's both try to get over that hump! Sable Sent by umikio