Top Ten Things Valgaav Would NOT Say

1. "What a girl wants.. what a girl needs.."
2. "I hate you, Gaav!"
3. "Come on Xelloss, let's make a compromise."
4. "Sirius, I swear, I saw someone just like you on Dragonball Z."
5. "I just love you all!"
6. "Who cares what happened to some Ancient Dragons who knows how long ago!"
7. "We need more people like Amelia in the world."
8. "Almace, have you ever considered plastic surgery?"
9. "Daddy Gaavvy, I wanna go to the zoo!"
10. "I wanna be unicorn when I grow up!"

1. His hair.
2. He's a tortured philosopher!
3. He has the coolest outfit.
4. He's not completely a Mazoku or a Ryuuzoku!
5. He always says the coolest stuff.
6. He is one cute bishounen. XD
7. He has the coolest attacks.
8. He's so misunderstood!
9. He has really cool eyes.
10. You gotta love his attitude.

1. You decide to cosplay as Valgaav.
2. You dye your hair light blue, and style it just like his!
3. You start calling your friends Gravos and Jillas.
4. You try to transform into a dragon when you get mad.
5. If you see something of Valgaav, you are immediately compelled to buy it.
6. You start to think that the world really should be reset.
7. You hate Golden Dragons! Even if they aren't from Slayers!
8. You start to appreciate Gaav, even if you thought his eyebrows were scary when you saw NEXT.
9. Valgaav is not only your favorite character from Slayers, but favorite animé character of all!
10. You start a shrine to Valgaav [Like I'm doing now. XD]